Boris to Save the British Empire.
With extreme enthusiasm and head in the clouds
Making speeches, addressing the crowds
All aboard Boris’s big red bus
We’re British, no Johnny Foreigner is going to stop us
Those damn EU bureaucrats, telling us what to do
We’re off to Brussels to kick an arse or two
With their straight bananas and safety rules !
Do they think we Brits are all damn fools ?
The Gentlemen’s club and the old school tie
You can join the Tory party if you qualify
If you’ve been to Eton and Cambridge or even Oxford
Your old shower buddies will put in a good word
Cricket and croquet or a spot of rugger
I say old chaps, look out for that bugger
Keep your backs against the wall
Be careful when you bend down to pick up your ball…
No backstop is the cry about the Irish border
Ulster says NO, the DUP and the Orange Order
No we don’t need Europe, the rest of the world awaits
Like our special friend in Washington, the good old United States
They’ll be queueing up to deal with us I’m sure they just can’t wait
And Brussels will be sorry then when it is too late
Trade deals, tariffs and talks
Give us what we want or Britain walks
After Brussels we’ll go to Dublin and join in the craic
Sure we’ll tell them they’re great and they’ll welcome us back
We’ll even let them join the United Kingdom if they behave
And let all those old Fenians turn in their grave
Sure after a few pints they’ll believe anything
They’ll even write a song and start to sing
That fellow they call the “toynishta”, we don’t want to see
Have a pint of Guinness with their ” Tshock” – I think he’s called Murphy.
- Denis Murphy 27 July 2019.